The shocking news of Lindsay Lohan designing for Ungaro...It has not yet helped my mind to be at ease.

How do you melt such a news?

Adorable charity-case Lindsay is the soo-hot-to-be star, everybody loves her and hates her and I just have a crave for the silicon-filled-to-the-max lips of hers.

Makes me randy.

She is very talented at her stuff. Not Ungaro's stuff. Can you believe the meltdown Ungaro's talented designer must have had when she found out "your new partner in crime is Ms Localohan" Yikes...Hopefully she phainted and don't remember that specific situation for years to come.

Helping her cope with the fact that she has to listen to advice from the former coke-bigbreasted-actress-carsmashing-chainsmoking-implantfan singer.